“Harisson was about to ask this girl over for a Saturday luncheon on the grass, when he realised he’d been talking to an automated voice all along.”

“I’m getting towards the end of my Chicken Korma recipe and nowhere have they mentioned yet how to start a conversation… Which is somewhat disconcerting since my guests arrive in twenty minutes.”

“Someone asked me how I keep so fit. Two words: regular sleepwalking.”

“I heard someone say that being green is very in these days. They had a shiny car. It was not green. And I am the only one who recycles in this city.”

“He’s playing dead now? This is my third friendship rejection this week!”

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